Gamer: Film Review
Wednesday evening, flu coursing through my veins, head about to explode. I need a release, an escape from the realities of a cold February night. Mustering just enough energy to hoist my head in the direction of the door, my eyes fix upon a rental that dropped there earlier in the day.
Could this be the antidote to my woes I ask?
Detaching myself from the couch I wobble over and lay claim to the new arrival. What could it be?
Like Charlie Bucket discovering the golden ticket, I peel back the envelope with nervous angst. Pulling the disc partially from its jacket the title comes into view – it reads, Gamer.
Ok I say, it’s not going to be Citizen Kane, but maybe some mindless fun is just what the doctor ordered.
Let me tell you, I’ll never self medicate again!
Bad Medicine…
300’s Gerard Butler stars as Kable in a near-future dystopia controlled by online gamers. Kable racks up an endless body count as he crusades through online environments in a bid to regain his independence.
Sound familiar?
It should do! Directing duo Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor brazenly draw from a raft of films including The Matrix, Rollerball, The Running Man, The Condemned, Battle Royale and more recently, Paul Anderson’s 2008 Death Race.
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind…
Let me make a quick admission: I rather enjoyed the adrenaline-fuelled Crank. Here Neveldine and Taylor successfully delivered a tongue-in-cheek parody of the modern-day action flick which at times displayed genuine visual invention.
So what happened with Lamer…I mean Gamer?
I’ll tell you what….
Neveldine and Brian pummel the viewer into submission with a barrage of stylistic devices that induce bewilderment rather than excitement.
Non-stop shaky cam, frenetic cuts, and bizarre interludes undermine any dramatic tension between the characters and subsequently you never feel the invulnerable Kable is in any real danger.
What results is action scene after action scene that play out like Transformers with blood – its almost impossible to tell what’s going on.
It’s long been an irritation to me how filmmakers continue to misappropriate the handheld camera. Surely this cinematographic technique of dispensing with stable images marks a calculated attempt to convey realism – think of Saving Private Ryan, the Bourne films and United 93.
So why the dastardly duo embrace handheld like a bull in a china shop is beyond me.
It doesn’t matter how much you shake that cam boys, you’re not going to paper over the thin plot and ineffective characters
High Concept…?
As is often the case with high-concept films, Gamer’s basic premise wears thin around five seconds in. Displaying the grace of an elephant at a mouse zoo, the film tramples all over the basic ingredients of successful action films. Where’s the emotion, snappy one-liners, explosive/fun action, characters you care about and want to succeed?
Its not rocket science, its simple mathematics!
As a result Gamer resides light-years away from high-concept classics such as Alien, Jaws, and Predator, instead plummeting into the pit of despair with Snakes on a Plane and Godzilla for companions.
Big, brash, and nonsensical at times, the only thing Gamer will cure is insomnia; so proceed with caution, especially if you’re driving.


Alasdair Fuller
4:44 pm, February 21, 2010
Couldn’t agree more, another great review! Personally it reminded me of Hitman, another disappointing frantic film which lacked originality and grace.
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The REAL Bozz
2:10 am, August 16, 2010
Great film. One of the better actioners I’ve seen in a while. Good cast, great set pieces and a cool soundtrack. Can’t wait to see what Neveldine/Taylor come up with next
ElderPredator
10:07 pm, August 22, 2010
Other than Michael C. Hall who was fantasic, this movie was retarded.
jack the narrator
5:19 pm, September 3, 2010
I myself enjoyed CRANK up to a point, but by the end I realized I was watching a cold-blooded, overtly sexist live-action video game. CRANK 2 was a carbon copy. And con’t even get me started on PATHOLOGY. Personally, I wish for Neveldine/Taylor to burn/hell.
Matt
1:37 am, October 3, 2010
Let me just add an addition to this review: Gerard Butler is as arresting as a blank piece of paper. His presence helps to sink Gamer lower than the Titanic.
Recently watch a few Butler films including The Bounty Hunter and The Ugly Truth – http://creativepen.co.uk/2010/10/02/the-ugly-truth-film-review/comment-page-1/#comment-518 – and I have to say the guy is really bugging me.
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