Knowing what I know now about The Hangover 2, had some guy with an eye-patch and a pix-axe invited me down a dark alley prior to the screening, I’d probably have acquiesced.
Playing ‘squeal like a pig’ for a couple of hours with Mr One-Eye would have been more enjoyable than what followed. More »
Here’s a word of advice to all professional copywriters: make sure you are armed with a notepad and pen at all times.
It seems simple really. But let’s face it: inspiration often strikes when you least expect it, so it’s best to be prepared. More »
When it comes to getting professional copywriting jobs, sometimes you have to speculate to accumulate. So it could be worthwhile offering a referral or finders fee to business people who send work your way.
Sure, you take a financial hit in the meantime, but any chance to get your professional copywriting service off the ground has to be considered. More »
Many moons ago, when I was but a grasshopper, my Old Momma would tell me though the crackle of broken dentures: “Why use two words when one will do?”
George Orwell pretty much said the same thing. So if Momma and George said it, it has to be true. More »
As a professional UK copywriter, I’m inundated with questions from budding copywriters hoping to turn their passion for writing into a profession.
“At what temperature can bread be considered toast”, some ask. Others say, “Is it possible to drink milk whilst standing on your head?” More »