I first laid eyes on her at a little gin joint downtown. The place was chock-full of deadbeats looking for one last drink before the long train ride home. My detective instincts took hold: what was a classy broad doing in a place like this?
All the different possibilities kept coming up over and over again, like bubbles in a dishevelled can of Coke. More »
This whole Chinese lantern craze has been bothering me as of late. Sure, they look snazzy and yeah, they’ve been used during Chinese and Thai celebrations for 2,000 years, but what about the fire risk?
Go with me here. These lanterns are pretty flimsy. Should a curious bird peck a hole in one, it’s anyone’s guess as to where it would land. More »
Some people cut bread, others cut corners. When it comes to search engine optimised keyword research, stick to the bread.
Don’t fall into the same trap as the mountain climber who packed a tent but not the tent pegs. He had a cold night’s sleep. More »
Picture this: you are the world’s greatest juggler. Recently you’ve taken to juggling household appliances such as fridges, washing machines and food blenders. Bonzo is your name and juggling is your game.
The only problem is, nobody knows about you. More »
Read all about it! Breaking news! Hot off the press! It emerged tonight that copywriters no longer have to throw small puppies at readers to get their attention.
That’s right. Now you can use the power of grab words to turn heads. More »
